OK... this is really my last post...

I know I said my goodbye already but there were two things I have tried to make clear before and always failed, and I feel that the Secret SOV2 site would not be complete without putting things right.

First:
There were three targets of my hostility: shallow spiritualists, mindless progressives, and myself. I do not deny that it may be necessary to aggressively challenge the people who are tearing down the church. But, I don't think anyone really deserves to be hated the way that I hated. Not all of my hatred came through in my posts (though at times much of it did) but I certainly did feel it.

I am very sorry to the people that I offended. I hope that this did not push them further from the Truth.

Second:
I am very sorry for the egotistical approach I took at times. There was too much pride in a lot of what I wrote, especially here on Secret SOV2. My recent attack on Ron Paul supporters (which I deleted) was an example of that.

Finally:
If you would like to follow my more positive efforts, they can be found on the Sterquilinium blog (I am M___ C____). These posts aren't exactly funny... well a few of them are... but I (and the other authors there) could always use some constructive criticism.

Thanks and Happier Blogging!

What do you think?

I was thinking of posting this on the main site as a follow up and a closing--tell me what you think:

Some of you may be wondering what happened last night with the explosion and all. Once the bonfire was lit, massive fighting erupted from the Palestinians in the parking lot. They managed to cause the fire to spread--igniting the aspen trees that were meant to become priests, which in turn ignited the SOV2 building. Che had already started the countdown on the rocket, but the fire caused it to malfunction and detonate early, and the explosion from that caused the liquid hydrogen to erupt. Dr. Fakkir's ammo supplies and Keith's drugs were just fuel for the fire. So SOV2 is no more.

Miraculously, some of the parishoners were unharmed by the explosion--here is what happened to them:

Che Lovell--with the help of PeeVee, I was able to remove the beret (now I know why our tech calls are sent to Pakistan). I convinced the judge that without the beret Che was harmless. He was sentenced to 6 months in jail and 5 years of community service.
With the help of PeeVee/H Robert, I was able to upload a virus into the Vista OS which caused it to crash and wipe out the Vista version of H Robert and the files on HRI
Fr. Tim--was going to be arrested for various crimes, but he had some useful information, which he used to stay out of jail and be placed in protective custody... I cannot divulge his location now.
Dr. al-Fakkir--most of the Palestinians were killed in the explosion, Dr. Fakkir and the remaining troops were taken by Homeland Security and sent to Guantanamo Bay, Cuba
Keith--was arrested for illegal drugs. He will be serving time as Che's cellmate.
H Robert/PeeVee--took a post at one of the leading Universities in India. The two personalities are still clashing--should make for some interesting lectures.
Curt Kane--and the Brothers of Love were all arrested. He will be serving time on federal charges.
INS rounded up the migrants in the parking lot, and they are being sent back to their countries of origin.
The Sybs--were found to be no threat, although Syb Bob will serve some time on drug charges
The Native Americans in the parking lot decided that they had had enough and were moving back to their reservation
The Borgias from SSLI--were arrested for tax evasion. We were sure that there were other crimes committed, but nothing else would stick.
The Truly True Knights were arrested and disbanded--several gruesome murders were discovered.
The SSLI church was destroyed from an aftershock of the explosion at SOV2

Catholic Blog Awards & Goodbye

Not too shabby. Poor little SOV2 pulled down a whopping 20 votes for Funniest Catholic Blog. That was almost 1/2 of what Shrine of the Holy Whapping got.

Well - it's been fun while it lasted. All of my other creative endeavors have suffered terribly in the last year, so I guess I better get back to more serious things. Thanks Ché (especially for not divulging our identities), thanks Adoro & Sr. Fairah, thanks Syb Bob & Syb Madison, Agent Smith, Deacon Rose Carnahan, Ignorant Redneck, & Fr. Chad - whoever you are. Thanks Jeff Miller for giving the blog its first publicity.

All you SOViers out there, have a blessed Triduum. Dominus vobiscum!

S'Long!

This is my last post on the Secret SOV2 blog, and I am not sure how many posts I will make to the real SOV2 blog.

So thanks everybody for your encouragement. I'll be around... just going by my old blogging name. So everytime you see a blogger start ranting about the "noosphere" you will have to wonder if it was not, in fact, me! (Che's secret alter ego.)

May God bless you and your families.

Fr Chad: WHERE R U?

Hey! If you're out there - Father Chad LeJanvier of SSLI - please respond to my email with the debate questions. The time grows short!

New (and last?) poll

The final push towards armageddon is under way... at least for my part. With the HRI rocket poised above SOV2, the final moment could be the mere click of a button away.

However, it is not up to me to end SOV2, so I will not press that button.

But, I am curious what you, the participants and audience think.

M.C.

Loose Ends

My new post at the main site should tie up the loose end of Curt Kane. He can be with al-Fakkir when the fireworks start.

RT